The situation was dire. The Event was fast approaching and the Master of Ceremonies was hatless. How would anyone know who he was without a completely ostentatious hat? Who would respect his authority without proper millinery? Then, a Solution appeared! Jefita, the Maker of Things varied and wonderful appeared and telling him to fear not, she promised him a hat large and wondrous! And lo, the promised hat was indeed wonderful and the Master of Ceremonies went forth with new confidence and vigor.
Commissioned Mad Hatter style hat. This is what happens when you go out drinking with someone and you both get way too excited about hats.