Bill had always believed/prided himself as a hard worker, but he was fed up with this latest job. The employer had promised him treasure guarding would be all glory and action, but the long hours, low wages, and lack of events were taking a toll on his morale. Where were all the wayward explorers and foolhardy heroes? He hadn’t seen a single one in the months he’d been on the job. Tomorrow he was going to quit and find some imprisoned princess to guard.